Thursday, July 29, 2010

Granny Conniptions



I have had the worst luck talking to old people today.  i just had a lady answer and say 'i have company. call me back in a week.' first of all, if you had company, what they crap did you answer the phone!?! I mean, seriously? And then i had an angry German lady tell me to not bother her and  call back in a couple months because she couldnt understand me, it was rude that I was interrupting her at that present moment and she had relatives to entertain. Ok lady, If you can't understand me now, what makes you think that you'll be able to in a couple months? Stop acting like someone was struck by lightning in your livingroom and treating me like I started a stampede during the funeral. C'mon! Take some Tums, Ex-lax and Geritol, people! So needless to say, I put the files away before I really snapped.




...Now that I've said that, I really hope I didn't interrupt a funeral.


2 comments:

Abbs said...

i wanna be the old lady with the gun.
she's my hero. (said in nasally tone)
xoxo

Heather Jepsen said...

hahaha yes. i can see it now. a gun in one hand, a canole in the other. beautiful .

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